Friday, October 27, 2006

Who the hell is raju?




Wrong number calls are sometimes funny not when you have a woman calling up a certain raju everyday, and still not realizing that it a wrong number that she is calling.

There was a time when we used to enjoy wrong calls,my granddad was a specialist in this arena

For example

Caller: hello,
Granddad: (in a british accented English) hello
Caller: is Balaji there ?
Granddad : Balaji,he is not here
Caller: oh where is he gone, ? when will he come back ?
Granddad: He is in tirupathi.
Caller: what ?
Granddad: yea,you were asking about the lord at tirupathi , werent you
Caller: slams the phone down.

And the whole family would enjoy this on speaker phone Lol ,wicked we were.


But in my case it was different this is what happened

Me: Hello

Caller: Hello ma. yaar paesradu?

Me : Heloo…who is this ?

Caller: Yaar ma

Me: Neenga yaar ma

Caller: nenga yaar in solima

Me: Nenga yaare (lould voice)

Caller: Raju kitae kude ,

Me: Raju a ??? ad yaar ???? wrong no maa.

Caller: sekiram raju kitai kude ma fone le kasu ilea,


Me: Chey ingai raju ela iale

Me: Nenga vere number le kupite kelinga ingae raju ilea

Caller: Apadia (voice fades) ,is now talking to someone else ,

Caller: (To sumone else) pombala kural ma (female voice) ne paese

Another caller (must be her son or husband) Raju ilaya?

Me: Elai, Inge ende rajuvim iale Konjam fone vakaringala wrong no inge

Caller: Seri


And te same,aftr 20 mins



This is sick. I tried to explain that there was no raju anywhere in the neighborhood. and I had to hear her grumbling that her balance was low as well

Lol.
Interested in wrong calls..
Leave your number here,and I will make sure you get plenty
 
posted by VIDYA at 2:58 PM, | 0 comments

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Molagabajjis the ultimate beach experience


A Vist to the beach is incomplete without molagabajjis, what if you wanna have it at home?

keep these suggestions in mind...


Some tips on how (not 2) to enjoy molagabajji

Sit comfortably in the balcony, make sure every body in the neighborhood can hear if you scream.

Have a book ready, just in case you feel like reading while eating the bajji


Put away your mobile and stop messaging as you are going ‘enjoy life’


Have your amma or someone else bring the bajjis to the balcony , its much better than picking up the bajjis from the kitchen and you can actually began to feel the sea…..lol

Take a picture of the bajjis before you start eating them


Make sure you have at least three or four on your plate

They should be hot, meaning really hot, straight from the oil

Make sure there is no water anywhere near you, except for the beach, which is a good 1 kilometer away.


And no ice in the house


Chocolates after bajji are strictly prohibited, if any eat them before eating the bajji

Now ,bite into the bajji taking biiig bites.

Let tears fall….don’t stop them back with your hands/ fingers as that could lead to more tears.

After finishing the bajjis go online, don’t reply to any msgs and scraps.


Last of all….make sure everyone in the house knows of your sea breeze bajji experience.

Another random rambling….#%@^$&%*%^@!$%%^^*%^($^@%!........blah......

 
posted by VIDYA at 7:24 PM, | 5 comments

Monday, October 09, 2006
Yes....i am still alive and this post is to remind you people that i exist......... actually live...its been sooooooo long since i posted something that i wanted to check if i still remember the art of bloging.
anyway people..be happy ..and yea..i am gonna get active bloggin again....my exams have begun u c ...:-)))))))) lol
love ya loads
vidya .....
 
posted by VIDYA at 8:22 PM, | 5 comments