Sunday, April 15, 2007

Blasphemy!
Ok so this is one long over due post, I ve been wanting to do this for quite some time, but somehow or the other it dint happen.
And for those of you who ve just tuned in … aww no, watching 24 hour news channels sometimes makes me say sum weird things, yea so what I meant was for all those you ve just wandered into my blog I ll tell you a lil bit about what I was up 2 all this while.
So iam this big shot journalist who works for a big name newspaper and go and cover BIG events. And am not one bit accident-prone and never think of other things when iam walking up or down the stairs. And yea I never get bored of course I NEVER orkut. and my fone is one hell of a technical gadget which has a 8 mega pixel camera.
Actually reality sounds a lot better, iam this wanabe journalist who while doing some interesting work in a big name newspaper (this part is true, iam doing internship thr), falls down and tears a ligament or to put it in simple words sprains my ankle, hmm, well a lil more than a simple sprain I can say, and then spends the rest of the week in bed.
To whoever thought being home and doing nothing is fun! ITS NOT! It sucked big time and do I have 2 tell you that I had to ballet dance my way to the loo. Apart from the fact that thr was always someone 2 fetch and carry. Lol, oh yea I was born arrogant,
And before that I did get to for some nice press meets, and do fun things coz two of my best frnds also happened to be in the same office and there was also this super happening mall near that place. Oh that reminds something, there are always malls for us wherever we go, chennai is this city of hangouts for jobless ppl like us who like 2 while away days in places like ispani (almost home), Spencer, Citi centre etc. and Inox apparently has 10 re tickets, I haven’t got that ticket ever! The theatre is super cool and even the 10-buck tickets, i.e. first row is better than last row in most theatres. The only time I ever went there was for one stupid movie, saalameishq, well it wouldn’t have been all that bad, but considering we went for the 8 o clock special show. Hmm . Eight in the morning by the way. They even gave us free buttered popcorn for doing them that favor. Hey but we din know about the ten buck tickets then, normal tickets are 120 bucks and trust me we owned the theatre that day, the four of us were the only customers there, I say customers coz there were loadsa staff walking about, oh yes and some guys who sat in the front row and screamed, and whistled when one of the innocent kids, i.e. us walked past them, and I did see a startled look on that guys face when I whistled back.
For those of you who ve realized this post doesn’t have a purpose, u r wrong, I also wanted 2 post about my exams but something told me I shouldn’t talk about it here, but now that its been a while since its over and that I don’t remember how ive done I thought I ll tell you a little about blaberation. Or to put it properly the art of blaberation.
So if you don’t know how my college works, we have exams all the time, and when we have semester exams they are usually in between holidays, so its like we get 3 days off, (supposedly study leave) and then get to write the exam on the fourth. And we get a not so stupid question paper with 3-hour time duration to answer it.
Then begins the blaberation process, the questions are usually easy, the answers being of opposite nature it kind of makes us want to run away from the exam room. And yes everyone does finish it before an hour and a half is over but its usually bcoz of the easiness in the blaberation process. I could give you some examples, now mind you none of this is what I wrote in the exam, I honestly don’t remember what I wrote or I could’ve assured you some laughter. We always go to the beach or some coffee shop the day before the exams so as to study. Hehe, so we always have interesting things to discuss after the exams,
Now if you really want to blabber properly and get marks for it, you have to be cautious, you should pretend to be this studious bum and use as many important and un understandable words in your answer, you could also include as many possible words from the question, but usually the question will be like 3 words and the answer expected will be 200 or 300 words. So I strongly recommend you write random words with spaces in between and later fill up those spaces with words like but, of, then, if, so hereafter, therefore etc
Here are the examples I promised you.
Ques one: what is white balance?
Ans one: White balance refers to the balancing of white in the white part of the white balance and the theory states that white is balanced and that the white would be balanced it could be further stated that black being the key colour is not balanced and that white will be balanced and of course you could always balance the white
Ques two: What is colour temperature?
The colour of temperature or the temperature of colour has always been a big question, it can be said that scientists have proven that temperature could change colour and that colour could change temperature, this could be either because temperature changes colour or due to the process of colour being changed by temperature. For example when a human becomes hot, due to the heat of the sun in non air-conditioned rooms he/she usually changes colour and becomes a little pink and in some cases even red.
More tips
I hope u ppl noticed ive underlined the important words in both in answers it helps the teachers in giving marks
Do not give too many examples, though examples in some cases, like the above cannot be omitted.
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