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The following is an exchange with a guy who decided to Message me today and insisted that I was his best friend ‘Anto’
The sentences in bold are those I did text back but I did choose to remain silent through his repeated messages and the remaining are those I wish I had. So lets call this guy Madson, or better Pagalputtar, ok we ll go with Madson, his real name is Aravind or so he told me. I am putting his name here coz if EVER he does read this post then he should know what a loser he was.

So my phone beeps with a really annoying tone, (the message tone on my phone is starting to sound annoying)

Madson -‘hey hous u long time we spoke hou r u?’

Me – hey am good! How are you? Who is this btw, I don’t seem to have your number stored.

Madson- ‘Tis is Aravind da’

Me – WHO?

Madson – ‘Is it Anto?’

Yea it is , Antony gonsalvas. (I Dint reply)

Madson- ‘ hey anto tis is aravind man’

Sure thing!

Madson- ‘ Guess u r bz, wll msg later or u msg whn u fre’

Yea cool!

A Minute later

Madson- who’s tis?

Err I thought u thought I am busy, ohh bz.

Madson- gues I gt the wrng # anyways Hi iam aravind….. and u?

How about Paris Hilton?

But then- I replied and said

Hey its Anto

Madson- hey its not Anto I did get the wrng #

Wrng #? Yea I d like to wring your neck! U said I was Anto, not Me!

Madson- sory if It was disturbing really sory

yea am Disturbed, and now all I wana do is run into a ditch.

Half a min later

Madson- hey u thr?

I thought u din want to ‘disturb me’

Madson- gues ur angry and lil 2 mch………

now WHAT was that ?

I go to check on my steamed custard pudding, phone rings, when iam back I have 2 missed calls and a message from that number (the number ends with 143 yuck!)

Madson- jst cld 2 apolohise Motin mch

you wanted to WHAT?

Madson- so whats your name

Kuppama sheldon, actually no how about Widiepoo Schwarzenegger.

Madson – ‘well me not a bad guy and am wrkn so dnt wry’

Your working so I shouldn’t be worried??? About what? The Porche I am gona ask you to buy me??? Oh wait I think you mean u have a bad boss so your gona commit suicide soon, something like that?

Madson – Hi am aravind and ur name?

Even a Blond would’ve figured out your name was Aravind by now, no racism here, iam sure blonds have difficulty in figuring out names like ‘ sriraghavajayanthirajaswamipoligopalan’.

Madson – Anywayz gues u dnt wish 2 msg me if @l u wana u cn…

Wow! Good guess, and it’s a ‘guess’ not a ‘gucci’, yea sure thing I will message when i So need help in learning Sms language.

Well I ve been in a real bad mood today because of something that happened yesterday!, do you believe it, I mean I am never in a bad mood when I wake up and to think I slept on it and woke up with the bad feeling, well if you’ve been guessing then don’t, I made a mistake yesterday, a huge one. My mother who was sleeping in my room refused to talk to me for the rest of the day and even my darling ammuma was upset with life after what happened, hmm it doesn’t have anything to do with a guy but yes I will tell you the mistake I made, I mean don’t we all learn from our mistakes, Errr I saw ‘Kidnap’!

Another Review-

How bad can Hindi movies get? Kid-nap has no kids in it and you could take a nap instead of spending time watching this one, you have Imran khan playing a kidnapper, Minissha Lamba as the eighteen year old ‘kid’, who is she kidding by playing a 18 yr old? now Vidya malvade (if that’s her name) would’ve made a more convincing 18 year old, but no! She plays Minissha’s mom. So Kabir (Imran khan) kidnaps Sonia (yea Minissha, and have they run out of names, was ‘Sonia’ the best they could think of?) when she is swimming in the sea (her private beach abroad, by the look of it)
Manissha refuses to believe she is kidnapped, (am not surprised) and insists the Napper takes her to the beach for a ‘bath’ so she can stab him with a broken bottle, the kidnapper also seems to have arranged for a personal bikini stylist for the kidnapped.
Now the plot is how Kabir tries to get even with Vikrant Raina (A unhappy looking Sanjay Dutt) by kidnapping his only daughter who is in the custody of his ex wife.
Vikrant is a billionaire with little time for family and lots of arrogance, or so we have to understand, Sanjay Dutt seems to have forgotten how to act. Kabir refuses to deal with Sonia’s mom and want to talk only to Vikrant, to get back his daughter he has to play a dangerous game and that involves Burglary from his arch rival, breaking a prisoner free from jail, and at one point even murder.
It turns out that Vikrant sent Kabir to jail when he was merely a boy, and he wanted to avenge him for his lost life, the flash back was not just badly written but made me want to throw up. And coming to the parts where Kabir holds Sonia captive,
My mom asked me (while I was watching it, in her sleep). ‘ Why is he raping her for so long?’ and all I had to day was ‘ they are having a fight mom’
Now I must add that the kidnapping unites Sonia with her dad who she’s been longing to see for the past ten years, and they become a happy family, eh!
And yea, Kabir and Sonia dont fall in love at the end of the movie, iam adding this here because you should understand that going to this flick might cause some serious mood injuries, Chuck this flick, forget on DVD this flick is not even worth the Popcorn it comes free with.