Friday, October 24, 2008
Down Diwali lane


Seasons greetings, come Diwali and Ranganthan street becomes cut off from the rest of the world, not for people with extremely toned bodies and have the stamina to push themselves through the maddening crowds though, for the rest of us T-nagar might as well be Antarctica, Pondy bazaar Artica, lol. But it is the season of shopping and where does one head to in Chennai? T-nagar or Ranganthan street to be precise, to enjoy the sounds of nature that include catcalls, screeches and not to forget the loud blaring of horns and the constantly reminding by the police that your purse can be picked any minute, that however makes me wonder whether they ve brought a couple of thieves and left them there. And of course the boys who try to sell you toys made from plastic and yo-yos that light up when they fling it at your face, and sometimes successfully selling these yo-yos to enthusiastic shoppers who feel that someone has just said ‘let there be light’ and then bringing it home and discovering it isn’t as pretty as you thought it was. Yes, people in clothes stores act like everything is on sale for FREE! Pulling and tugging at something you ve just decided looks better than rest of the Bling clothes on display, someone buying the dress you liked and your size of the only pair of good shoes just before you could try them on. It helps that there is a juice and ice-cream store just at the entrance to Ranganathan street as everyone who is going in decides to take a drink before going in and people coming back refreshing themselves with sugarcane juice means that the entrance could have been plastered with plaster of Paris instead, as people just stand there leaving no place to even push people. And if you are lucky when you finally push through the human plaster and walk past you mite get a generous dollop of ice cream on your face from the kid who while being carried by a dad decided to stick an ice-cream cone at you. Then you have the boys who pull at your bags, walk beside you, in front of you but facing you i.e. they walk backwards asking you to get your material stitched at their tailoring shop, just an hour to stitch a salwar kameez and half an hour for a blouse, the shopkeepers who insist the blue saree looks best on you, the jewelry shop where again people pretend everything is free, not to forget shopkeepers calling out to you insisting that the nighties they have on display would REALLY look good oh you. Oh and yea the railway station at the end of it all, when you come back into the ‘world’ from Ranganthan street, remember to take a look into a mirror, trust me you will have an entirely new hair-do, and your clothes, no they wont get creased or wrinkled, they instead look like they have just been pressed, because after all they have, by people and not a machine.


Last heard- Saravana stores is doing brisk sales in oxygen cylinders, people who have managed to push through the crowds and reach the store are sold a couple of cylinders of oxygen before they can proceed inside the store.

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We however decided to skip this whole exercise this year, we wenr shopping fro Amma's sarees at Tulsi silks and Salwars at Shristi aka Sanskriti, I bought a few salwars at Shristi, (Silk, I bought Silk!), a pair of jeans at Zentrum and tops from all the other stores I went to, these of course were no where in the vicinity of Ranganathan street or T-nagar even as we did most of our shopping in Adyar -Thiruvanmyur area itself, Achan (My father) went and got himself a few shirts from some brand store and I picked out a really cool looking green striped shirt from zentrum for him, he loved it, or at least that’s what he told me. Ohhh yea I must add the sponsor for all my diwali shopping was my ……….. Dang dang… ‘AMMMMUMAAA’ she also bought me a gold plated watch (she bought me- means she gave me money, I picked it out) and its better and cooler than the other 18 watches I own, well Diwali Shopping is one hellova experience, next comes Step two in Diwali celebrations, making sweets and guess who is all geared up for that.
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Ohh by the way I want to tell you something serious as well, Iam sure you have heard about the ‘Re 1’ rice that the government is selling to the poor, through ration shops, well the ration shop guys are selling it at 5 Rs for normal people. And we bought some, its actually good rice; we are making our diwali ‘Murukkus’ this year with it. Well to add insult to injury the poor people get it at Rs 5 too, and not the Re 1 as promised. I think it is high time that Politicians stop election sops, And to people who are going to blame me for buying that rice, the same rice goes to shops where it sells for Rs 22 a Kilo, I rather just buy it for Rs 5.

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Monday, October 20, 2008
Brown and Pink


The following is an exchange with a guy who decided to Message me today and insisted that I was his best friend ‘Anto’
The sentences in bold are those I did text back but I did choose to remain silent through his repeated messages and the remaining are those I wish I had. So lets call this guy Madson, or better Pagalputtar, ok we ll go with Madson, his real name is Aravind or so he told me. I am putting his name here coz if EVER he does read this post then he should know what a loser he was.

So my phone beeps with a really annoying tone, (the message tone on my phone is starting to sound annoying)

Madson -‘hey hous u long time we spoke hou r u?’

Me – hey am good! How are you? Who is this btw, I don’t seem to have your number stored.

Madson- ‘Tis is Aravind da’

Me – WHO?

Madson – ‘Is it Anto?’

Yea it is , Antony gonsalvas. (I Dint reply)

Madson- ‘ hey anto tis is aravind man’

Sure thing!

Madson- ‘ Guess u r bz, wll msg later or u msg whn u fre’

Yea cool!

A Minute later

Madson- who’s tis?

Err I thought u thought I am busy, ohh bz.

Madson- gues I gt the wrng # anyways Hi iam aravind….. and u?

How about Paris Hilton?

But then- I replied and said

Hey its Anto

Madson- hey its not Anto I did get the wrng #

Wrng #? Yea I d like to wring your neck! U said I was Anto, not Me!

Madson- sory if It was disturbing really sory

yea am Disturbed, and now all I wana do is run into a ditch.

Half a min later

Madson- hey u thr?

I thought u din want to ‘disturb me’

Madson- gues ur angry and lil 2 mch………

now WHAT was that ?

I go to check on my steamed custard pudding, phone rings, when iam back I have 2 missed calls and a message from that number (the number ends with 143 yuck!)

Madson- jst cld 2 apolohise Motin mch

you wanted to WHAT?

Madson- so whats your name

Kuppama sheldon, actually no how about Widiepoo Schwarzenegger.

Madson – ‘well me not a bad guy and am wrkn so dnt wry’

Your working so I shouldn’t be worried??? About what? The Porche I am gona ask you to buy me??? Oh wait I think you mean u have a bad boss so your gona commit suicide soon, something like that?

Madson – Hi am aravind and ur name?

Even a Blond would’ve figured out your name was Aravind by now, no racism here, iam sure blonds have difficulty in figuring out names like ‘ sriraghavajayanthirajaswamipoligopalan’.

Madson – Anywayz gues u dnt wish 2 msg me if @l u wana u cn…

Wow! Good guess, and it’s a ‘guess’ not a ‘gucci’, yea sure thing I will message when i So need help in learning Sms language.

Well I ve been in a real bad mood today because of something that happened yesterday!, do you believe it, I mean I am never in a bad mood when I wake up and to think I slept on it and woke up with the bad feeling, well if you’ve been guessing then don’t, I made a mistake yesterday, a huge one. My mother who was sleeping in my room refused to talk to me for the rest of the day and even my darling ammuma was upset with life after what happened, hmm it doesn’t have anything to do with a guy but yes I will tell you the mistake I made, I mean don’t we all learn from our mistakes, Errr I saw ‘Kidnap’!

Another Review-

How bad can Hindi movies get? Kid-nap has no kids in it and you could take a nap instead of spending time watching this one, you have Imran khan playing a kidnapper, Minissha Lamba as the eighteen year old ‘kid’, who is she kidding by playing a 18 yr old? now Vidya malvade (if that’s her name) would’ve made a more convincing 18 year old, but no! She plays Minissha’s mom. So Kabir (Imran khan) kidnaps Sonia (yea Minissha, and have they run out of names, was ‘Sonia’ the best they could think of?) when she is swimming in the sea (her private beach abroad, by the look of it)
Manissha refuses to believe she is kidnapped, (am not surprised) and insists the Napper takes her to the beach for a ‘bath’ so she can stab him with a broken bottle, the kidnapper also seems to have arranged for a personal bikini stylist for the kidnapped.
Now the plot is how Kabir tries to get even with Vikrant Raina (A unhappy looking Sanjay Dutt) by kidnapping his only daughter who is in the custody of his ex wife.
Vikrant is a billionaire with little time for family and lots of arrogance, or so we have to understand, Sanjay Dutt seems to have forgotten how to act. Kabir refuses to deal with Sonia’s mom and want to talk only to Vikrant, to get back his daughter he has to play a dangerous game and that involves Burglary from his arch rival, breaking a prisoner free from jail, and at one point even murder.
It turns out that Vikrant sent Kabir to jail when he was merely a boy, and he wanted to avenge him for his lost life, the flash back was not just badly written but made me want to throw up. And coming to the parts where Kabir holds Sonia captive,
My mom asked me (while I was watching it, in her sleep). ‘ Why is he raping her for so long?’ and all I had to day was ‘ they are having a fight mom’
Now I must add that the kidnapping unites Sonia with her dad who she’s been longing to see for the past ten years, and they become a happy family, eh!
And yea, Kabir and Sonia dont fall in love at the end of the movie, iam adding this here because you should understand that going to this flick might cause some serious mood injuries, Chuck this flick, forget on DVD this flick is not even worth the Popcorn it comes free with.
 
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Friday, October 17, 2008
Hello! A Review

A call center, six people and god, if you’ve read Chetan Bhagat’s ‘One night in a call center’ then ‘Hello’ can be given a miss, but if you liked the book so much that you were waiting for the silver screen version then you mustn’t let the bad reviews deter you from doing so. If you haven’t read the book then see the movie, something is better than nothing at all.
A mystery woman he meets in an airport narrates the story to a happy looking Salman khan, on a condition that the story should be made into a movie.
Six people in a call center and very different problems faced by them forms the story, each of them unique yet you can see the common thread that binds them quite clearly, and then when they are on the verge of death, God calls them up (!), they decide to turn over new leaves but not like the stereotype movie ‘good’ image.
The romance of Shyam and Priyanka that had to have an emergency landing courtesy priyanka’s mom’s NRI obsession, Radhika’s mean mother-in-law and Their boss’s Obsession for the whites make the movie Filmi but not quite unreal.
The flick has everything that a movie requires to become a hit, Patriotism, Songs and the works but yet somewhere something is amiss, a few loose threads that are tied up only if you’ve read the book, bad acting or rather overacting by a few characters, the characters seem real but yet they don’t leave a lasting impression, Military Uncles dialogues, Priyanka’s mom’s acting all seem exaggerated and border on the line of weirdness. The incidents (Except the phone call of course) seem real and by the time you get into the mood of the movie, its over, no not coz its short, it simply takes you time. However I still suggest you watch this movie, maybe you will take a new look on things (?)
The movie does give you a look into the world of call centers and the 35=10 thing (that an average 35 old American has the brains of a 10 year old Indian) actually leaves me wondering whether Indians are just plain smarter or there is something in the educational system we all blame so much, that contributes to this.
I remember that I thought the book was too filmi to be a book, but now I ve changed my mind, its ok for books to be filmi but not visa versa, so I ve realized I prefer the Filmi book to the movie.
Well the fascination for the US does not seem to end, no matter how many movies are made or how many Bakshi’s are bashed up, speaking of that I just remembered that I have an exam tomorrow, well its on international relations, yea the movie was on that as well so I guess it counts as studying, watch the movie and tell me if you liked it okay? Toodles.
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Break-up, Break down or a brake failure.

My parents are going to dis-own me if I break anything else, it all started with a small plate that slipped out of my hands while I was facing a ‘Pril challenge’ then I let a jug of water slip down from my hands, *Gulp* it was a very expensive jug and it broke into a million pieces, after that I dropped a bowl but thank god it was not made of china but some kinda plastic, now at dinner I spilt pineapple juice on the table and my plate, had to clean up the whole thing and then spilt butter a whole pack of butter went crashing down like an upturned pudding on the floor, thankfully managed to save the la Opala plate it was on . Phew! I hate it, something is seriously wrong with my hands, it doesn’t seem to be listening to what iam ordering it to do, or its just being plain rude to me. Whatever! Anyway I have an exam tomorrow, it’s a paper on current affairs, and I haven’t prepared and nor does it help that I read the party page of the newspaper with more interest than the news. Well I went on a shopping spree to forget all my ‘breaking’ woes, but then I broke more things when I got back so now iam back to triangle-one, yea triangle, squares are boring actually not all that boring but definitely not as bad as the Weird shaped bowl I got free with a pack of ‘good day’ biscuits, its got the weirdest shape ive ever seen! Well I love buying things that have something free with it, and most of the time end up buying things that I don’t even really need but just for the irrelevant free gift, that reminds me, I spilt some blue ink of ammuma’s saree today, haha, but that wasn’t one of my ‘accidents’ (Euuu—Not That Accident!!!) I got a bottle of invisible ink free with a jim jam biscuit haha! Am off now; to watch the news and hope some of it features in tomorrow’s exam and of course to splash some more blue ink on unsuspecting people with white clothes… Toooodles!
 
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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Exams, Constitution, One hour and a cake.

Its raining cats and dogs, and no i dint step into a Poodle, infact i havent stepped out of the house in more than 48 hrs, really, havent even gone to the terrace, and that doesn’t mean I was studying or anything, coz I wasn’t, infact I spent a lot of that time watching Disney channel. (Yea I still watch Disney)

I have the whole of this month off, do u believe it, I mean I can just hang around, do nothing and while away time for the entire MONTH! Those who ve read my posts know how my college conducts exams, well we have loads of holidays and a few exams in between, this time we have 3 exams and I haven’t studied a thing, well ok I have studied a bit but then not much, I just shopped, partied, and had fun, and celebrated Pooja.

Well it’s pouring outside, and Ammuma has a terrible cough and it’s really sad to see an old person suffering because even a small cough becomes a catastrophe when it hits the aged. And to bring about a smile on her tired looking face I baked a special cake for her, she seems a bit better today but still looks really tired.

And I thought I l post a really easy cake here, it just takes around an hour to make it but is yummy, infact I discovered this cake quite late and made ‘difficult’ cakes that dint taste as good but required twice the time and effort.

To make this ‘one hour cake’ you need to go shopping first, of course all good things start with shopping for it, like Diwali and Onam. Now when you shopping for the cake remember to buy all of the listed things

Shopping list

White sugar (Powdered) – 1 cup

½ Cup Butter

2 Eggs

2 Teaspoons vanilla extract

1 ½ Cups Flour (Maida)

1 ¾ Teaspoons Baking powder

½ Cup Milk

One Street Wear Super Gloss Lip gloss

Ok, you can skip the gloss if you want but then all my shopping lists have a brand new lip-gloss so I thought I d put it in anyway. You can also buy a few pots, pans, and forks if you have none at home, but then presuming you do lets talk about what you should do once you get home.

Now that you are home and have tried out your new Gloss,


-Preheat oven to 175 Degrees C (350 Degrees F)

-Grease and dust your cake tin/ pan

-In a moderately big bowl, cream together the sugar and butter, beat the eggs one at a time in another bowl and add them to this, then stir in the vanilla.

-Add the flour and baking powder to this creamy mixture and mix well, finally stir in the milk*, beat for at least 5 minutes until the batter is smooth.

-Pour the batter into the prepared pan

-Bake for 35- 40 minutes in the preheated oven.

-Your cake is done ; you can also practice your icing skills on this.

*You may need more than ½ cup but then in most cases you wont, if you feel your batter is too tight add some more milk.


This cake is ideally eaten hot on a cold day. I usually eat it at odd hours coz I generally bake at night. No doubt does one enjoy a hot cake better at two in the night. The constitution of India doesn’t prohibit people baking in the night, but yea my mom does, hehe no actually even she doesn’t now, speaking of the constitution I have an exam tomorrow and no brownies for guessing its on the Indian constitution, well I did study a ‘bit’ lemme run along now I must revise. So if your not a 'bake' (haha i wont tell you wat it means) make the cake.
 
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